Thrift Store Safari, Look 9 and 10

Looks 9 and 10. This next look has class and sophistication. I like
to call it, the ho and pimp motif. Look 9 is a solid, silver cheetah
print jacket. Absolutely rock star for those willing to bring “The
Lion King” to their mobile home. Look 10 is a black, knee length
robed jacket with a dash of silver cheetah print. This isn’t Hugh
Hefner’s, but definitely something you’d slip into after a dip in the
grotto.

Thrift Store Safari, Look 8

Look 8. This red jacket with structural black lines was one of my
favorites of the day. A women’s jacket with shoulder pads gave me a
very clean sleek look. I like to think a little Michael Jackson
(R.I.P. King of Pop) and a sprinkle GaGa makes for let’s have fun,
this look is sick.

Thrift Store Safari, Look 7

Look 7. Cha’ves here! Gossip boy, XOXO. Totally classic, crush
velvet black jacket. Simple, and simply said

Thrift Store Safari, Look 6

God bless, America, where at least you know you are free... to rock shoulder pads and loud print, m’kay?! I am Bowie in this jacket. Now, you see my purple shirt peaking out of this jacket the day I was trying this on, please do not do this. All this pattern creates a “Where’s Waldo?” effect on this mind. So, keep it simple. If you are rocking the jacket, do a solid shirt or something with little pattern underneath.

The Look "The Review"

A Look at “The Look” creator, Cha’ves!

This is the part in the show, I mean, the blog, where I slow it down a notch and give you the chance to get to know the man behind all the witty comments.

Cha’ves, not just “The Look.”

This blog is just one of my latest ventures in which I am trying to build up my resume in finding the fame. It’s true, I truly want to be something amazing and great. I want to be so famous when I wipe my ass, someone makes brownies. I want to be so famous, every time I sneeze it ends up in US Weekly. Is it to much to ask for a crowd of desperate devoters to follow my voice, to fill a void?

I. Think. Not.

I just long to be in the company of such greats as Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks, Kathy Griffin, and Paris, not Hilton, Michael Jackson’s daughter who is releasing her new album, “My Daddy’s gone,” produced by Joe Jackson.

Guys, I know it seems vain, and a little self righteous, but if Tara Reid can snort coke and blow Carson Daly when TRL was hot then I can do anything!

Projects in the works:

I am thinking about putting together a neon pop American band. Songs in development: Too Young for the Scene, I’m Hot so let’s Make Out, Where’s Young Hollywood? (Coked up and on the set of “Twilight”), Fuck Me Gently, and Who Do You Think Stole My Career (That Black Boy from 90210). Just kidding, who didn’t steal no career.

Also, I’m working on a few screenplays. What are they? The Karen Carpenter Story featuring Rumor Willis, You’re a Coke Addict Charlie Brown (picture it: Charlie and Linus on the hard streets of Detroit looking for their next fix of anything they can inject. Itching their necks waiting for another fix, and itching their junk from turning tricks. A True Story.), and finally Land Before Time: The Final Chapter (and a not so happy ending).

But seriously folks, I am working a few projects. I am working on some music, an album “Amber” which is an American take on love and falling out of it, and “The Danse Record” which is pure dance fun. Think of Tokyo pop mixed with John Legend.

Also, I am writing a screenplay called “Guacamole” based on my friendships and partnerships and how they are constantly changing.

Keep on the lookout folks and I’ll keep you updated.

Lates,

~Cha’ves

(“Private Dancer,” Tina Turner)

Opinions on Bitches: Hogwarts Special!

Guys, I’ve got something on my mind. I am deeply and utterly concerned... I’m just not sure anymore... Is Harry truly the chosen one? The boy has been in school now for 12 years? I mean, is the boy just flunking all his classes? I mean, how hard is potions and herbology? I’m sure if Harry throws Hermione a bone, aka his bone, she’d be more than willing to assist on some much needed study time. I thought Ron was the dumb one?

Which leads me to think that there must be something else going on at Hogwarts University (aka prison)... Do we have a gay in our midst? Is there something more queer than the moving stair well and the talking paintings? I think so. And his name is:

Daniel Radcliffe.

I’m not trying to imply that Daniel is in fact a homosexual, but when you suck a dick and appear on the cover of “Attitude,” one must read between the lines. From The Sun, Radcliffe said: "I just loathe homophobia. It's just disgusting and animal and stupid and it's just thick people who can't get their heads around it and are just scared.” Spoken like a true disco loving, glitter throwing, Madonna worshipping queer. Honestly, I see though his quote, unquote hatred towards Draco Malfoy. Can we say, “sexual frustrations?” But seriously folks, circle jerks in the house of Gryffindor? I think so.

So is Daniel Radcliffe gay? Yes. And I’m not afraid to say it. Gay. Gay. Gay. GAY. Only time will tell. I know he is “dating” a girl, Laura Blahblahbahha, but we’ve all had them at one time. They’re called “fag hags.” Laura, get a clue. Daniel, come out.

Lates,

~Cha’ves

(“Kill the Lights,” Britney Spears)