The Look by Cha'ves

So long "The Look" and Thrift Store Safari

2009-12-09T18:29:00.000-08:00

All these smashing looks were found at the Salvation Army. Do be afraid to thrift shop, but remember to wash, wash your clothes when you get them. And go with someone who can spends hours with you looking through the mass of clothes they have. If you don’t already have a theatre or fashion merchandising friend, you better get one before you go.

Later kids,

Cha’ves
(La Roux, “Bulletproof”)

Thrift Store Safari 14

2009-12-09T18:24:00.000-08:00

Look 14. This may be my second favorite look of the day. You know how I feel about 90’s grunge and Eurotrash-this guy is totally on board. With a man’s oversized flannel and a children’s denim jacket, this look has an end of the world feel. Very artsy, very The Brawny Man meets Michael Alig (Party Monster).

Thrift Store Safari 13

2009-12-09T18:18:00.000-08:00

Look 13. Totally Pochohantas meets Corduroy. The color makes this jacket. Super warm, pumpkin color that will work with, and flatter, many skin tones.

Thrift Store Safari 12

2009-12-09T18:11:00.000-08:00

Look 12. This is not a new look, dually noted, in the Valley Girl scene and Cyndi Lauper’s closet. But it is something to dig up from the grave and give a breath of fresh air. It’s super simple: an oversized, hot pink button up with a simple belt to accessorize. Another H.O.T. look to wear without pants. Guys, don’t be afraid, you can tweak this look and have a runaway artist look. Pants are advised though.

Thrift Store Safari Look 11

2009-12-09T18:06:00.000-08:00

Look 11. Simple peacoat. Don’t get so far gone trying to look original. Remember the classics; they are classics for a reason. Add a kick ass scarf and or some really cool broaches and you’re back on track.

Thrift Store Safari, Look 9 and 10

2009-08-21T14:33:00.001-07:00

Looks 9 and 10. This next look has class and sophistication. I like
to call it, the ho and pimp motif. Look 9 is a solid, silver cheetah
print jacket. Absolutely rock star for those willing to bring “The
Lion King” to their mobile home. Look 10 is a black, knee length
robed jacket with a dash of silver cheetah print. This isn’t Hugh
Hefner’s, but definitely something you’d slip into after a dip in the
grotto.

Thrift Store Safari, Look 8

2009-08-21T10:51:00.000-07:00

Look 8. This red jacket with structural black lines was one of my
favorites of the day. A women’s jacket with shoulder pads gave me a
very clean sleek look. I like to think a little Michael Jackson
(R.I.P. King of Pop) and a sprinkle GaGa makes for let’s have fun,
this look is sick.

Thrift Store Safari, Look 7

2009-08-21T10:47:00.000-07:00

Look 7. Cha’ves here! Gossip boy, XOXO. Totally classic, crush
velvet black jacket. Simple, and simply said

Thrift Store Safari, Look 6

2009-07-31T09:35:00.000-07:00

God bless, America, where at least you know you are free... to rock shoulder pads and loud print, m’kay?! I am Bowie in this jacket. Now, you see my purple shirt peaking out of this jacket the day I was trying this on, please do not do this. All this pattern creates a “Where’s Waldo?” effect on this mind. So, keep it simple. If you are rocking the jacket, do a solid shirt or something with little pattern underneath.

The Look "The Review"

2009-07-28T20:23:00.000-07:00

A Look at “The Look” creator, Cha’ves!

2009-07-25T23:26:00.000-07:00

This is the part in the show, I mean, the blog, where I slow it down a notch and give you the chance to get to know the man behind all the witty comments.

Cha’ves, not just “The Look.”

This blog is just one of my latest ventures in which I am trying to build up my resume in finding the fame. It’s true, I truly want to be something amazing and great. I want to be so famous when I wipe my ass, someone makes brownies. I want to be so famous, every time I sneeze it ends up in US Weekly. Is it to much to ask for a crowd of desperate devoters to follow my voice, to fill a void?

I. Think. Not.

I just long to be in the company of such greats as Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks, Kathy Griffin, and Paris, not Hilton, Michael Jackson’s daughter who is releasing her new album, “My Daddy’s gone,” produced by Joe Jackson.

Guys, I know it seems vain, and a little self righteous, but if Tara Reid can snort coke and blow Carson Daly when TRL was hot then I can do anything!

Projects in the works:

I am thinking about putting together a neon pop American band. Songs in development: Too Young for the Scene, I’m Hot so let’s Make Out, Where’s Young Hollywood? (Coked up and on the set of “Twilight”), Fuck Me Gently, and Who Do You Think Stole My Career (That Black Boy from 90210). Just kidding, who didn’t steal no career.

Also, I’m working on a few screenplays. What are they? The Karen Carpenter Story featuring Rumor Willis, You’re a Coke Addict Charlie Brown (picture it: Charlie and Linus on the hard streets of Detroit looking for their next fix of anything they can inject. Itching their necks waiting for another fix, and itching their junk from turning tricks. A True Story.), and finally Land Before Time: The Final Chapter (and a not so happy ending).

But seriously folks, I am working a few projects. I am working on some music, an album “Amber” which is an American take on love and falling out of it, and “The Danse Record” which is pure dance fun. Think of Tokyo pop mixed with John Legend.

Also, I am writing a screenplay called “Guacamole” based on my friendships and partnerships and how they are constantly changing.

Keep on the lookout folks and I’ll keep you updated.

Lates,

~Cha’ves

(“Private Dancer,” Tina Turner)

Opinions on Bitches: Hogwarts Special!

2009-07-25T22:41:00.000-07:00

Guys, I’ve got something on my mind. I am deeply and utterly concerned... I’m just not sure anymore... Is Harry truly the chosen one? The boy has been in school now for 12 years? I mean, is the boy just flunking all his classes? I mean, how hard is potions and herbology? I’m sure if Harry throws Hermione a bone, aka his bone, she’d be more than willing to assist on some much needed study time. I thought Ron was the dumb one?

Which leads me to think that there must be something else going on at Hogwarts University (aka prison)... Do we have a gay in our midst? Is there something more queer than the moving stair well and the talking paintings? I think so. And his name is:

Daniel Radcliffe.

I’m not trying to imply that Daniel is in fact a homosexual, but when you suck a dick and appear on the cover of “Attitude,” one must read between the lines. From The Sun, Radcliffe said: "I just loathe homophobia. It's just disgusting and animal and stupid and it's just thick people who can't get their heads around it and are just scared.” Spoken like a true disco loving, glitter throwing, Madonna worshipping queer. Honestly, I see though his quote, unquote hatred towards Draco Malfoy. Can we say, “sexual frustrations?” But seriously folks, circle jerks in the house of Gryffindor? I think so.

So is Daniel Radcliffe gay? Yes. And I’m not afraid to say it. Gay. Gay. Gay. GAY. Only time will tell. I know he is “dating” a girl, Laura Blahblahbahha, but we’ve all had them at one time. They’re called “fag hags.” Laura, get a clue. Daniel, come out.

Lates,

~Cha’ves

(“Kill the Lights,” Britney Spears)

Fashion Editorial 2: How to Go Thrift Store Shopping

2009-07-25T21:33:00.000-07:00

Article 5. A Fashion Editorial

So guys, I have not done a fashion editorial since my first posting! And since this is a fashion blog, I guess I need to get right back on the fashion tiff and out of Megan Fox’s panties.

My first fashion editorial was on Shopping the Whole Store. Read it ASAP if you haven’t! It’s pretty much like the new Bible without all the testaments. Well, there is a “revelation” if you are using my blog correctly.

Anyhoo, I’ve been racking my mind for weeks and weeks (aka a few days) on what to write about. I was thinking about writing about dressing for your body type in light of seeing some pretty heavy wenches wearing some cabbage patch skirts and some Barbie doll tank tops. But writing about body types is so passe so I am going to write about it as I go. But if you guys have any questions, please feel free to comment.

Really, any question. I am an open freaking book. You read?

Moving on, I decided to write about shopping and my thrift store safaris. Now, I hate to plug my own segments in my own blog, but I’ve been doing some pretty rad cruising in the thrift store department and posting some cool pictures, if I do say so myself. But, the one thing I’ve been leaving out is How to Go Shopping in Thrift Stores.

There is an art to shopping at thrift stores, because, honestly, there is a whole lot of shit that you don’t want but you have to look through to find the gems. This is what you must do.

Cha’ves Golden Rule 1: Don’t go into any thrift store looking for one particular item, because you’re never going to find it. What you need to do is go in and have a theme or a mind set of what you are looking for. So, if you are boho chic or classic prep, this eliminates a ton of shit that you don’t have to look through.

Cha’ves Golden Rule 2: Have fun! Bring a fun shopping buddy, someone who you can spend a lot of time with and won’t be frustrated at a thrift store. Or if you’re flying solo, be in the right mind to have fun and be patient.

Cha’ves Golden Rule 3: Pull out all the silly ridiculous shit! The silly gauchos from the 70’s, the oversized poodle sweaters, and the other stuff that you have no interest in and get a good hearty laugh out of it. Because there are a lot of things that you will come across that won’t be on your radar, but the sooner you get this out of your system the sooner you will get to picking out the good stuff that is aimed at your goal. Your goal? Looking hot.

Cha’ves Golden Rule 4: Take a deep breath, and start at the very beginning. Just like “The Sound of Music!” But don’t sing, people tend to lock your ass up for crap like that. But start at the beginning and take a lap. Like my first editorial, Shop the Whole Store. Know where the shorts are, the sweaters are, etc. So now, you’ll know where everything is and you’ll be able to pull stuff quicker. Now, if you truly have the time, go down every row and touch every item; it only takes a second to comb through them.

Cha’ves Golden Rule 5: If you find

anything you might be remotely interested in, take it out and examine it. Look for deep stains or holes. If there are too many things on the garment, don’t get it, unless you are looking for a new craft project. Honestly, it’s a thrift store and people bring it there because it’s shit that they don’t want so sometimes it’s a whole lot of trash. Rem

ember, I advocate shaking your ass, but putting away the trash. Poetry.

Cha’ves Golden Rule 6: This next rule might be a little bit scary, but if you are willing to take the shank or take the dive, the blood and the clothes will totally be worth it... Try it on! I know what you are thinking. “The people that wore this are probably dead, Cha’ves!” Well, if they’re dead, there shouldn’t be a problem because they won’t be looking for it. But really, some of it smells or feels weird, but this is fashion! All is fair in love, in war, and vintage shopping. If you don’t try it on and find out if it works or not, some bitch that you hate will find it, will love it, will try it on, and buy it. Just assume it’s some bitch that you hate. I mean, like how I feel about Rumer Willis, Kate Gosselin, and Katherine Heigel. Hate.

To wrap it up: Thrift store shopping is hard stuff sometimes. I’m going to try to update the tips to make it a lot more easier, but my best advice, to you all, is to walk into that store and own it. Have a mission. Don’t get frustrated. Disregard the shit. In the end, work it. Create it, design it, now let me see you work it...!

Later,

~Cha’ves

(“Harajuku Girls,” Gwen Stefani)

Thrift Store Safari, Look 4 and 5

2009-07-23T11:12:00.000-07:00

Looks 4 and 5. Now the one thing that I left out about shopping the whole store is celebrating your senior citizen section. Half off senior coffee and VIP at Old Country Buffet, players! But for real, folks, one of the things I learned from the Japanese and the Harajuku scene, is that they do not forget some of their quote, unquote old fashions like we do here in the states. Don’t forget, there is a wide range of cuts and patterns that maybe not be in style today, but still looking fucking rad and looking someone adventurous just like you. Like Timmy Gunny says, “Make it work.”

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So, in these two examples, I am wearing a fitted black sweater with colorful sequins and gems, and a larger red sweater with similar styling. Class central. The plus with the first look, the black sweater, is that it is clean, not over bearing, and let’s the jewels do the talking. The red sweater, it’s a bit over sized, so ladies ought to rock this with leggings and a belt. You betta work, Golden Girl.

Thrift Store Safari, Look 3

2009-07-23T11:10:00.000-07:00

Look 3. Super plain is the new nude. If you can’t show a lot of skin or your don’t want, go for nude colors that will give you that “Toxic,” Britney Spears-look. This doesn’t mean just khaki and brown, gold and silvers can have the same effect but with squared glam appeal. You can’t tell in this photo, but this sweater is gold.

Opinions on Bitches

2009-07-17T10:43:00.000-07:00

So many opinions, so little time. Bitches seem to be running amuck and grabbing all sorts of head lines. Let’s start with the legend... Wacko Jacko. Let us not forget, these types of headlines ran all the way up until his death. The ones who were crying and speaking at his memorial were also the ones talking shit. But this isn’t the source of my beef.

My beef comes in the form of a big ass cow named Debbie Rowe. I don’t get it, Mike? Why did you pick a big uber dike to have your kids? Remember that time you were the King of Pop and you could have any piece of fine ass you wanted for, like, all of your career? Instead, you choose a Chasisty Bono “Chaz” looking lezzie to reproduce with? I mean, I know they aren’t your kids, but you couldn’t find someone’s jizz to turkey bast into someone actually good looking? I’m puzzled.

Anyways, I don’t “want to be startin’ something,” so let me move on.

Word on the street is that Mischa Barton was hospitalized and taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for psychiatric reasons. Police were involved due to her celebrity status.

Celebrity Status? Psychiatric Reasons? Bitch has got it twisted. I don’t know who she thinks she is or whose career she thinks she has, but no one gives a fuck. Why don’t you go dance on a table and do some LSD like the rest of young Hollywood and stop taking up our time with these ridiculous antics.

No one cares about you. You are the lost child. I am really tempted to lock you in the basement and throw away the key. “O.C.” is over, so bow down, or prepare to spend eternity with the likes of Andy Dick and Freddie Prinze, Jr. at the Othe Forgotten “Celebrities” Nursing Home.

Later,

~Cha’ves

(Cinema Bizarre, “Love Songs (They Kill Me)”)

Winner's Circle

2009-07-17T10:42:00.000-07:00

Hey sluts and cotton candy,

This week for my look two I did a super glam “Dreamgirls” look. This had me thinking of my girl Beyonce. I know this is old news, but I don’t mind throwing it up and taking another peak. After all, bulimia is the new Weight Watchers, ch’you can quote me on that.

Recently, Beyonc

e became the highest paid celeb under 30, according VH1 or E! (whatever), and with her new album, “I am... Sasha Fierce,” and her feed the children Hamburger Helper commercials you can’t run from our ass shaking, weave throwing celebutante.

But what the fuck? Why is she still with this ugly ass, camel toe for a mouth looking mug? I thought rather than speculate I’d go right to the source.

[Insert phone ringing]

ring... ring... ring...

Chav. Hey, B!

Beyon. Hi, C! Long time no talkie.

Chav. Yeah, I’ve been real busy. I’ve been trying to help Amy Winehouse kick her habit. I think we are close to a break through. Now she’s only doing blow off of Sam Ronson’s ass crack.

Beyone. Geez, you’re such a good person. You’re, like, the Mother-fucking-Teresa of the celeb world.

Chav. You flatter, you flatter... but it’s true. Anyways, let’s cut straight to business, or straight to the lips.

Beyon. I know what you’re going to say, Cha’ves. Why isn’t Solange blowing up the charts?

Chav. No, B. She is a two bit ho with limited talent that just had a child. That’s like asking why Jamie Lynn doesn’t have no

career. But that’s not what I was talking about. Jay-Z? Really, B?

Beyon. But!-

Chav. You already know, you already know. Girl, we need to get right back to that “Halo” video and make it work with his fine, blue-eyed, black self. Anyways, B, I have to go. All this unnecessary “Twilight” hype is giving me a head ache. Who knew a teen vampire movie with no sex or no blood could be popping? Can you least throw in teen pregnancy? Okay, gotta jet.

[Cha’ves hangs up the phone. Beyonce hangs up the phone with her ass. Fade to black, we hear “Single Ladies” (because we know that bitch be listening to her own shit!)]

...and scene. Finis.

Later,

Cha’ves

(Beyonce, “Halo”-check out that boy!)

Thrift Store Safari, Look 2

2009-07-17T09:30:00.000-07:00

Look 2. In this shot I am wearing a glamazon sweater, low neck, with gold sequin striping. Vegas, love it. Now guys, this is something I often like to do. Add a little of your performance attire in your everyday. Take a quick peak at what your favorite celebs are wearing. Lady GaGa, Beyonce, and Adam Lambert (and those are now your favorite celebs). But seriously, adding some pop rock and a little frosting to your Physics 101 class can make Darwin seem a lot more interesting.

The Winner's Circle!

2009-07-15T16:02:00.001-07:00

These posts I will post information about my besties:

The Tori Spelling, Lady Ga Ga, Kathy Griffin, and Ms. Nasty Janet Jackson.

Lady Gaga and her album, "The Fame," has been doing rather well across the board, but what's next for our neon pop princess? As you know, I'm very good friends with GaGa, or Gagee as I like to call her. So, the other day I was bouncing some ideas around with her for her follow up record. and this is what we came up with...

Idea One --- A collection of medley's with Gloria Estefan produced by Lionel Ritchie.

Idea Two --- Slow it down a notch with a series of ballads set to your favorite elevator music, such as "Wait in the Water," Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't Care!" and "Wind Beneath my Wings."

Idea Three --- Maybe something a little more hood? "Can we get Fifty and Lil' Wayne on the line here? Because this is POP GOLD!"

But seriously folks, how do you think GaGa should follow up "The Fame?" I have a few ideas, but I'd like to hear yours! I'd like to see "Summer Boys" be her final single from "The Fame" and then have a brand new single this spring with a new album to follow in the summer of 2010.

But, if Gagee were to listen just to me, and I'm being serious, putting on "Poker Face" if you will, I'd... Well, if Gagee is smart, she'll continue to not work with anyone too huge such as Pharrell, Timbaland, and even Oakenfold, and stick with her same creative team, Red One and Space Cowboy. She shouldn't get to crazy and stick to what she knows: Good. Pop. Music.

Her formula works right now and she is not in the clear yet, and I don't want to see her be some crazy artsy chick that gets lost in the crowd. Only time will tell if she's Madonna or Stacey Q. Who's Stacey Q? That's right. While you're "just dance"-ing, she ought to be just stressing.

~Cha'ves

(Stacey Q, "Two of Hearts")

Opinions of Bitches

2009-07-15T16:01:00.000-07:00

Okay, guys, if you're like millions of brain washed individuals across this country, you've seen one of the "Transformer" movies. I'm not hating, I'm just stating.

The quote, unquote leading lady, Megan Fox, is trying to make a name for herself outside the "Transformers" universe in the upcoming film, "Jennifer's Body." In the new fall flick, she plays a psycho, deranged, big breasted high schooler at Playboy High-I mean-Err!-Whatever High. And hopefully not coke because we know what happened to our girl Lindsay Lo! (R.I.P.-to her dead career).

So, guys, I saw the preview today, and I'm not going to lie, it's not totally so tragic looking. After all, it has our girl Amanda from "Mean Girls" and "Mamma Mia" fame and was written by the Juno writer, Diabolo. But I am still perplexed about how this pretty bitch got a career!?

I honestly I don't know how she didn't caught up with porn or Playboy. Girl, is hot, but is she too hot? Is there such thing as too hot? It's kind of like models down the runway, but when you speak to them, they are going to have some lame ass accent and have something dumb to say which I won't even understand. Question?: Is Megan a dumb bitch? We'll keep our eyes open and my pants unzipped.

~Cha'ves

(Pink, "Stupid Girls")

Thrift Store Safari, Look 1

2009-07-15T13:36:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, recently I went to a thrift store my partner in crime, Brian, from “The Hook by Brian.” I don’t mean to shamelessly promote, but check him out if you want some cool ideas for movies and music. The boy knows his shit. Anyways, if you read my article, “Shopping the Whole Store,” these quicks and looks will drive what I said home.

Look 1. In this shot I am wearing a vintage pink kitty kat heart sweater. I know what you are thinking, “Is this totally ridic?” or, “is this totally right?” Honestly, throwing in some quirky items in your wardrobe can add a ton of personality and flair. And you know how I feel about the flair, all about it! The only thing to be weary of is that you don’t want to get to matchy. You don’t want to look like a third grader on picture day. Say cheese, hot mess.

~Cha'ves

(Pussycat Dolls, "Jai Ho")

Shop the Whole Store. Rock it!

2009-07-15T13:33:00.000-07:00

Here it goes! Gather around kiddies, it’s time to listen. You in the back, get your finger out ch’ur nose. And you, over there, get your hand out of your crotch. You nasty, don’t think I don’t see you.

So today’s lesson is on: Shopping the whole store.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “I do shop the whole store.” Wrong. Now, this may seem a little bit crazy or like a stroke of genius, I’ll let you decide, but as a guy growing up in the double o’s (the 2000’s decade) I get total yawns-ville shopping in the men’s section. Again, I’m not saying I’m a big fat drag queen, but I am saying that there are some awesome steals when you shop the opposite gender.

So, if you’re a boy looking to follow suit, there are a few things you should know.

For the boys (girls are urged to read):

Women’s clothing is made to fit curves. So beware of the funny stitching called darts. This is to accommodate their breasts and shapely hips. Now, sometimes the stitching isn’t bad thing in some vintage jackets and blouses. Yep, I said blouses. Often times, the look of these lines (darts) can create very clean lines for a particular look, but you have to be careful. Try it on. If you are comfortable and you can see you piecing it into your everyday wardrobe, you’ve found a gem.
Now, you need to avoid costumey looking pieces. So if they don’t go with what you already have, then you need to keep looking for something that meshes with your look and will give you the same effect. If you are trying to slowly transition your style to something else, buy a few flattering pieces and ease your way into the transition.
When in doubt or not, try on everything. Take the time to experience everything in your everyday world; think about how you feel about your wardrobe and how it translates to your life.

For the girls (guys are urged to read):

When you’re shopping the whole store and you find your way into the men’s section:

Remember, men don’t have the curves that you do. So things might be a bit more square in the shoulder and a tad tight around the waist. Now, if you’ve taken a peak at the guys section of the blog today, you know that this might not be a bad thing for you as well. Strong shoulder lines in men’s clothing might give you a very artsy, polished look without looking primped. But girlies, don’t get carried away! Unless you are looking for a tomboy, Huckleberry Finn look, really limit the pieces you choose to put in your wardrobe. You’re not a dude at the end of the day. Even if you want a super androgynous look, you still need to flatter your form and acknowledge you’re female in some way.
So this is the fun part! When I said shop the whole store, that is not limited to just the men’s. You also ought to be looking in the little boy’s section. Here you will find your tomboy chic looks with sizes that are more consistent with your body type. This can be totally fun! In children’s clothing, the colors tend to be more flirty and fun. But keep it real, and be appropriate for your age. Honestly, I don’t want to see one of you girls in overalls and a Transformers tee unless you are rocking the Hell out of it with some awesome heels and accessories.
Last, but not least, I will leave with the last point I also told the guys-try it on. You’d be super surprised! If it’s too big, it might be just right, but if it’s too small, it might be too tight. So try it on. Allow me to repeat myself, TRY IT ON.

Later,

Cha'ves

(Freemasons featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor, "Heartbreak (Make me a Dancer)")

The Tour

2009-07-15T11:37:00.000-07:00

Hey guys welcome to “The Look” by Cha’ves. Your one stop shop to generating your own unique look and brand. I’m not here to tell you how to dress or create a clone army of people that look like me. Because that isn’t cute. I don't have time be tackling folk’s that show up with the same fit as me. But I do have some really rad ideas to make your wardrobe a lot more interesting. This blog is about you.

Trends are cool but not always everyday. Honestly going against trends and what's “popular” is a lot more fun. And you know what's they say “Girls just wanna have fun.” Ha-ha Corny? Which brings me to my next point: this blog isn’t just for the ladies or the fellas. Fashion is a lot more universal and gender neutral then people want to admit. Androgyny is totally something I was to explore with you fine folks. And guys that doesn’t mean drag, the last thing we need is a bunch or hairy ass men is a cute vintage mini’s saying “hey, girl! Hey!” Because that’s just a mess and all who do this, need to be shot.

This is the people’s fashion blog. Influences are everything whether it’s music, gallery art, or that little Piggly Wiggly store down the street. And, you have to admit, sometimes those hookers down on Main have some cool ideas. Remember, these are just my opinions and my goal is for you is to make your own opinion. Take everything from this blog, or nothing at all. Enjoy.

~Cha'ves

(Love Game by Lady Gaga)